Michael sodding Barrymore
3 words - Stop. F*©k!ng. Crying.
Now, I appreciate that the bloke has had a bit of a sketchy time in the recent past, but he’s on Celebrity Big Brother, he’s making a risk-free attempt at getting back into the british media (given that he apparently has a quick jump back to New Zealand available when he leaves the house), and all he does is blub like a kid with a skinned knee!
Now don’t get me wrong - I’m more than open to the idea that being true to your emotions and not bottling them up is a healthy way to live your life, but he’s surely taking it a wee bit too far! He seems to start blubbing if anything happens that isn’t directly related to him “entertaining” his fellow inmateshousemates.
Is it wrong of me to want to kick him in the nuts just to give him something to actually cry about? Does that make me a bad person?